The Baby has become a morning person...a very early morning person. I am not. I don't know how this relationship is going to work.
Oh, and she's teething like a beast, AGAIN, which is also super fun.
Starbucks, you rained on my parade
So I left Target today without spending $100...seriously, people, this is like a Christmas miracle. I'm all happy like and decide that I deserve a latte and a cupcake for my efforts...off to the Starbucks drive thru I go...
Barista: How can I help you?
Me: I'd like a grande latte and a vanilla cupcake, please
Barista: a grande vanilla latte and a vanilla cupcake?
Me: NO, a PLAIN latte and a vanilla cupcake
Barista: Ok
sitting in my car at the window waiting to pay...
Barista: We don't have vanilla cupcakes today, how about chocolate?
Me: No thanks, do you have red velvet today?
Barista: No, we only have those for Valentines day, how about a chocolate cupcake?
at this point in the convo, I realize she must be new or totally dense, or maybe both...see, I just had a red velvet cupcake a couple of weeks ago
Me: no thank you
Barista: How about a donut with birthday sprinkles, those are just like cupcakes.
um, I am a conniseuer of cupcakes and I can assure you that donuts and cupcakes are not even on the same playing field
Me: no, just the latte
Barista: Are you sure, they're really just like cupcakes
Me: JUST THE COFFEE, PLEASE
Barista: If you're feeling adventurous you could try our raspberry swirl coffee cake
seriously lady, you are really starting to annoy me greatly
Me: JUST. THE. COFFEE. PLEASE. I. WANTED. A. VANILLA. CUPCAKE
Barista: here you go
as I drive away, I breathe a sigh of relief and take a sip of my plain latte...except it's a freaking VANILLA LATTE!!!!! @#$&%*(!&^^)
It's probably good that I didn't ask for a fat free, sugar free caramel macchiato sub hazelnut instead of the vanilla...because there is a strong possibility I would have been given a dirty kitchen sponge in a cup, along with a stupid birthday donut.
Barista: How can I help you?
Me: I'd like a grande latte and a vanilla cupcake, please
Barista: a grande vanilla latte and a vanilla cupcake?
Me: NO, a PLAIN latte and a vanilla cupcake
Barista: Ok
sitting in my car at the window waiting to pay...
Barista: We don't have vanilla cupcakes today, how about chocolate?
Me: No thanks, do you have red velvet today?
Barista: No, we only have those for Valentines day, how about a chocolate cupcake?
at this point in the convo, I realize she must be new or totally dense, or maybe both...see, I just had a red velvet cupcake a couple of weeks ago
Me: no thank you
Barista: How about a donut with birthday sprinkles, those are just like cupcakes.
um, I am a conniseuer of cupcakes and I can assure you that donuts and cupcakes are not even on the same playing field
Me: no, just the latte
Barista: Are you sure, they're really just like cupcakes
Me: JUST THE COFFEE, PLEASE
Barista: If you're feeling adventurous you could try our raspberry swirl coffee cake
seriously lady, you are really starting to annoy me greatly
Me: JUST. THE. COFFEE. PLEASE. I. WANTED. A. VANILLA. CUPCAKE
Barista: here you go
as I drive away, I breathe a sigh of relief and take a sip of my plain latte...except it's a freaking VANILLA LATTE!!!!! @#$&%*(!&^^)
It's probably good that I didn't ask for a fat free, sugar free caramel macchiato sub hazelnut instead of the vanilla...because there is a strong possibility I would have been given a dirty kitchen sponge in a cup, along with a stupid birthday donut.
this. is. love.
