A Lot of Nothing

I have basically have a whole lot of NOTHING today...

So as I was backing out of my drive way this morning I noticed the guy across the street was mowing his lawn...again. You see, he just mowed his lawn yesterday on a riding lawn mower and now is out with a push mower...probably trimming the edges of the lawn, I thought to myself. Nope, wrong...it seems his purpose is simply to be mowing perfectly diagonal lines in his already mowed grass. Dear God, I sincerely hope I find fulfillment in way cooler things than diagonal grass lines when I am retired...

As I was driving to get a cup of coffee, I noticed a woman running down the on ramp to the interstate chasing ducks, yes she was chasing ducks. I naturally just assumed she was crazy...then I saw an animal control vehicle parked along the interstate and it made more sense...wait, no it doesn't, I still don't get why she was chasing ducks.

It seems the Baby may have inherited my love for Target. Whenever we pull into the Target parking lot she starts squealing with delight as soon as the car stops. She doesn't do this when we arrive at other destinaions.

I love the smell of bleach. It makes me think sterile, happy, clean thoughts. I KNOW it's terrible in many ways...but I can't help myself. I only use it for two things...to get the stink out of my cloth diapers and to clean the kitchen sink. Bleaching the kitchen sink never fails to lift my mood and make me happy. I am convinced it is the dirtiest place in my house.